HUMOR, RUNNING, PUNS
Ready, Set, Pun! Hilarious Running Puns for Every Mile
Punny business — Thursdays just got funnier
2 min readApr 6, 2023
Looking to add a little laughter to your next run?
As I continue my Thursday series on “punny business”, today’s special is on running 🏃♂️. From clever wordplay to silly jokes, I’ve rounded up the best puns to keep you laughing through every mile.
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Get ready to hit the pavement and keep your pun game strong with these running puns!
👟 13 Miles of Smiles
- Why did the runner stop listening to music while running? Because he broke too many records.
- Why did the runner join a theater group? He wanted to try out for the running part.
- What did the runner say to the finish line? ‘I thought I saw you in the distance.’
- Why did the runner wear a suit during the race? He wanted to run for office.
- What do you call a group of runners that always stick together? A running crew.
- What do you call a running joke that never gets old? A running classic.
- Why did the runner refuse to train during the winter? Because he didn’t want to catch cold feet.
- What do you call a running race that’s full of drama? A marathon of emotions.
- Why did the runner wear a cape during the race? He wanted to be a super-runner.
- Why did the runner wear a wig during the race? To keep his hair out of his pace.
- What did the runner say when he was asked how he trained for the race? ‘I’ve been running around in circles.’
- Why did the runner start a business selling shoes? Because he wanted to be a running sole proprietor.
- Why did the runner dress up like a hot dog for the race? He wanted to be a running weiner.
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Spread the smile 😁! Happy Thursday!
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