HUMOR, RUNNING, PUNS

Ready, Set, Pun! Hilarious Running Puns for Every Mile

Punny business — Thursdays just got funnier

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Looking to add a little laughter to your next run?

As I continue my Thursday series on “punny business”, today’s special is on running 🏃‍♂️. From clever wordplay to silly jokes, I’ve rounded up the best puns to keep you laughing through every mile.

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Get ready to hit the pavement and keep your pun game strong with these running puns!

👟 13 Miles of Smiles

1. Why did the runner stop listening to music while running? Because he broke too many records.
2. Why did the runner join a theater group? He wanted to try out for the running part.
3. What did the runner say to the finish line? ‘I thought I saw you in the distance.’
4. Why did the runner wear a suit during the race? He wanted to run for office.
5. What do you call a group of runners that always stick together? A running crew.
6. What do you call a running joke that never gets old? A running classic.
7. Why did the runner refuse to train…